Bad Oysters

I had some bad oysters the other night while I was with a customer. We were at a really fancy restaurant overlooking a city. Next thing I know he's in a cold sweat and dribbling puke on the table as he's doing everything he can to hold it back. There's just something intangible there. It's perfectly disgusting, hilarious,random, and empathetic at the same time. I was just shaking my head in disbelief while trying to hold back laughter at the sight of us in this really fancy place (he was getting better after the incident) and then all of a sudden I'm on the verge of puking. I don't know how I didn't, but that would have just been the highlight of the evening. Front page paper material there. "Two people throw up in high dollar restaurant overlooking the city... more on this late-breaking story at 6!"

Bad oysters.