Apparently I'm a Bad Person

I think my life slogan goes something like this:

"No, you didn't say/do the wrong thing/screw up/its not that you don't care... you're just a bad person."

See? It's kind of consoling before you drop-kick them with your amazing cynicistic wit. Spell check tells me that cynicistic isn't a word. Oh well.

So I didn't post in about 300 months - and tons of people keep asking me where the posts are. I used the "got lost in the mail" excuse last time.

The dog ate my blog posts.

I do have some special news for everyone tonight. I'm engaged! .... Ok, shut up. I've heard that joke from you already about 300 times. Wow. It's so amazing! I love my fiance more than I could possibly imagine and I'm so excited about what the future is going to bring us. On another note, my spell-check tells me that fiance should be finance. Classic. Everyone knows that the dating/engagement/marriage period is defined by any term other than finance. It's like anti-finance. Or something.

On another note, I've pretty much stopped traveling during the last several months. I've taken a bit of a promotion at work and they let me work full-time in Madison. Its great! I can see Jen all the time and I'm a much happier person not waking up at 4am every freaking Monday morning. This means that most of my adventures now take place at Wal-Mart and the local Giga-Grocery Store. They're huge! They have a special entire gigantic room just for their alcohol that's bigger than most small-town grocery stores. Booze-R-Us if you will. I found myself walking through Wal-Mart the other day with an internal sit-com running through my mind. You know the little voice like in the movie "A Christmas Story" talking in the background? It was like that as I watched ridiculous human activity at an abnormally hilarious pace. I can't even remember what it was that I saw now, but the residual brain vibes are still with me. Man... it must have been hilarious.

Oh, did I mention that I'm engaged to the most incredible and beautiful woman in the world? It's completely surreal. And then the next second its not. I love it!

Just remember to bring me a nice present :)

I'll be posting more. Hold tight. You won't want to miss this.