Harassment

Ok, people. If you're going to harass me about not posting, at LEAST make it a little more vicious, ok? No more requests or kind reminders. I need to know you mean business - like you're going to kick in the side of my car door, or stomp on my goldfish's tail or something like that. Come to think of it you may have already kicked in my car door, but I couldn't tell. You gotta threaten me or something. Take a handful of paint from my car hood and arrange the flakes into an eerie reminder on my windshield. Slash one of my flat tires. Poke another hole in my leaking gas tank. Get original already!

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Please note that I will more than likely contact the police regarding any of your threatening statements and actions, but that's just part of the fun!