Hotel from Hades

On top of some other hefty things on my mind last night, I find myself in a huge hotel room with no internet access, no desk for my computer, the shower is gross, it's next to a VERY loud ice machine, pop machine which people seem to access at all hours of the night, the sheets aren't comfortable, the pillows thin as wax paper, the room can't be set at the right temperature, the elevator is next door "ding.... ding..... ding..... ding...." all night and all morning, all the pipes in the building must be in my walls because they creak every time someone runs water, I can hear tv's everywhere... then when morning finally arrived, after me not having slept at all, loud music from the breakfast bar in the lobby started pumping through the hallway and the cleaning closet across the hall was constantly being opened and closed and bags torn apart and plastic crinkling...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I just tried to get something out of the pop machine and it was out... it gave me back $1.25 in NICKLES as change for my dollar bill and quarter.