Of All Things...

My car now leaks gas... it also leaks oil, viciously squirts radiator fluid, shorts the electrical system, starts on the 3rd try, leaks air constantly out of the front two tires, I can't use anything but the defroster vents, all the paint is coming off at once because the primer is bad, the steering wheel has turned to a nasty goo, my windshield is cracked all the way across, the vanity mirror was turned into a fine powderous form of glass (by a previous owner-sibling), and sometimes it doesn't want to shift into 3rd gear. The nice thing is I finally got a little milk crate for my trunk to keep all the various fluids and car goos from sliding around.