Handicap Accessible

For all those wondering how you will navigate this egregious website in your old age, it is now handicap accessible. (I know you don't remember what the word means so look up the word yourself, ok? don't just keep reading along lying to yourself)

You will notice on the comments section that there is a little man in a wheelchair. His name is Handy Randy. Click on him to read some stuff about being handicapped I guess (I haven't read it yet). I have also updated the rest of my blog to account for the hard of hearing. Click the word click in this sentence to be able to read the text without the hard rock music. If you cannot hear any rock music, this may be a bad sign for your hearing. I have also developed an alternate website (looks very similar) for the blind. Click the word BLIND in this sentence for the braille version of the page. If you seem to still have trouble accessing the braille, contact Best Buy to purchase a new Braille-Enhanced Monitor.

Thanks to Amy B. for suggesting I make my website a little more reader friendly for those of us with impairments!