Lady in a Lampshade

Holy cow. I haven't put anything down in a while. I was reading an article online about conspiracy theorists who think the government is spying on people by means of radio-frequency "theft protection" devices on boxes at stores. You know the one they have to slide over the magnet so it doesn't set off that dude's voice at Wal-Mart? Yeah, I guess the govt is using those tags to track our every movement and send our voice signals back to NORAD or something.

Anyways, I was going to tell you that I'll be buying a digital camera. I'm going to somehow begin including some pictures from my travels. I don't know if people are even reading this thing anymrore, or should have been in the first place, but there will be some pictures. Here is a random image I hope you will enjoy. This is from my camera phone. I took it in the airport in Madison one day because this lady was wearing something hilarious. I think she buys her clothes at furniture stores or something. I call it simply "Lady in a Lampshade." I'll probably post a bunch of other pictures, too 'cause I have a few from my trips. I just don't have any decent hi-res mouth-watering pictures to show you where I've been. I'll try to capture all the wonderful moments of my life as I travel this great country of ours... like the mannequin tied to the mattress along the highway... I'll do my best.