Life Realizations

Man...that 2000 Flushes thing is a scam.

Back in Detroit

So I find out that Michigan has this thing for Little Caesars. I'm back in town for two weeks now. Turns out there are roughly 5 million Little Caesars restaraunts in Michigan (including the UP). An average of 3 Michigan Lefts are required to reach the nearest one. If you're not familiar with the Michigan Left, see my previous post on this ingenious traffic device. If you are, see it anyways. So anyway, this infatuation with Little Caesars is kind of weird. The co-worker I'm travelling with is originally from the area and is totally addicted to the stuff. I hear tell of gangs pushing cold deep dish on the streets around here. Pretty creepy.

Oh yeah, and there's this refrigerator in my room behind me thats making some really freaky noises. You know the whole "mosquito caught in my ear canal" thing? Its kinda like that.

You Know You're A Bachelor When...

Adding a blue 2000 flushes cube to your toilet tank is the highlight of your week.

Apartment Complex Smell of the Day

Skunk and Pickles. I kid you not.

Question of the Day

Why on earth does it have to smell like something absolutely bizzare every time I open my apartment door? The nasal flavour du'jure is: WARM RAW MEAT. If you can't picture it, just think of warm week-old trash. Who knows, maybe there's some of that in there too. Seriously, its just gross. Anybody else have those other people in the building that just weird them out?