Joe Goes To Yale
Yes, thats right everyone. I'm going to Yale.
I wish I could say I was pursuing a higher degree in the study of some bland, nebulous social injustice field, but alas, I cannot. I'm just there on business for a few days. This brings up a very important topic of discussion... What would you do if you stopped by Yale for a little while?
The best things I can think of right now are to deface some campus buildings by the cover of night and walk around campus during the day with my nose to the sky wearing my pink cardigan and loafers... but maybe you all have some better, safer ideas. What would you do at Yale? I will now solicit these ideas:
I need your ideas. Give them to me.
...I'm at least going to get a t-shirt.
Hmm...Maybe I could just run wildly around campus wearing army pants and a torn, dirty long-sleeve white waffle sweater. Then they'd be dealing with a right-wing fundamentalist middle-class white unkempt redneck. Would they even know what to do? Would they be injured just looking at me?
posted by Joe Bagley @ 8:47 PM
4 Comments:
"The best things I can think of right now are to deface some campus buildings by the cover of night and walk around campus during the day with my nose to the sky wearing my pink cardigan and loafers..."
Joe, as your friend: If I ever see you wearing, or heck, hear of you wearing a pink cardigan and loafers, then I'll deface you. As your friend.
On that note, the army pants and torn shirt sounds better...
Check, Check...and....Check!
I nixed the cardigan, yaled real loud, and had lunch with sage ross at a trendy little luncheoning location of his choice. Totally sweet.
Can I now say... "I went to Yale." ??
Stop by any time. It was good to see a familiar face.
See Philip? I visited Sage! Hopefully they'll send me out there again. I kinda liked New Haven, and getting lunch with Sage was quite a trip.
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