Life Lessons
Ready for a test? Get this.
'NOT changing brake pads as a part of general preventative vehiclular maintenance' is to 'your checkbook' as:
A. "placing your hand in a great white's mouth" is to "your baseball career."
B. "jumping from tall trees" is to "learning to fly."
C. "petting kittens with a live 220 wire" is to "friz control."
D. "many other bad things" are to "things that are good."
E. "Zero or more of the previous answers."
Mr. T says: "I pity tha foo that don't change his brakes! Stay in school!"
posted by Joe Bagley @ 4:21 PM
9 Comments:
Real men don't need brakes.
i actually had a bsu girl in mind for you when you were here. i was hoping you'd asked for help sooner! Ronnie was quite fond of you too, and he was with me on who i had picked out. alas, it did not work.
i think she could fit in a box, but i am not sure you would want her when she got there. she'd be in a very bad mood. :)
Yeah, I'd rather not have any mad BSU girls around.
she was cute, though. you would have liked her.
Now you've got me wondering...thats pretty evil. I'll be in Norman the weekend before and after June 1 if we need to talk. :) I'll be flying, so the ride in the suitcase might be shorter and slightly more pleasant.
Now you've got me wondering...thats pretty evil. I'll be in Norman the weekend before and after June 1 if we need to talk. :) I'll be flying, so the ride in the suitcase might be shorter and slightly more pleasant.
he he...that is an idea. she can fit in a suitcase.
Flash freeze-drying is certainly underutilized when transporting irate females. It would be safer than some other alternatives I suppose. At least until she thawed. What if she thaws weird and gets REALLY mad? Oh man...you're dead! Second thought, Ian...don't freeze girls. Buy them diamonds.
And don't do crack!
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