Random Question for the profile

I couldn't post this on my profile because it was too long. It would have been clever had it remained buried in the background of my site, but I went through the trouble to post it on my main page and let everyone know I wrote it...which takes away the fun, but you get the idea.

Random Question:
You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:

I'd like to thank the Dancing Doolberries, the guys across the hall, the dead raccoons on the floor every weekend in the dorms, and a host of little people...without you all, I may have accomplished this much, much sooner.